Drunk as a skunk and stark naked

Police in New Jersey raced to the scene of an accident …and found a drunk woman slumped behind the wheel of a car wearing nothing but an unzipped jacket.

Despite her lack of attire, the woman, who police identified as New Yorker Catherine Giaquinto, responded by denying that she was nude, reports the New Jersey Daily Record.

Police said Giaquinto, 36, was slurring her words badly and at times was completely unintelligible. Giaquinto was unable to tell officers where she had been going and whether she had been in an accident.

The fun didn’t end there. The arresting officer spotted a dress and other articles of clothing in plain view on the rear passenger seat of the vehicle. He retrieved these items and directed Giaquinto to get dressed.

It took approximately 10-minutes for Giaquinto to put her clothes on and when she was done, the officer noted that she had put her dress on inside out and backwards.


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